May 2013 – Page 2

From Twitter: $VENDOR is in the $VENDOR_LOCATION #spam at work g…

$VENDOR is in the $VENDOR_LOCATION #spam at work gets me a bit riled some days. It should be opt-in or at least should have an opt-out.

Spotify doesn’t know what to do with Fela Kuti either. Radio based on him is an interesting cross of African pop and jazz.

Sox announcers on WGN? Doing the Sox-Cubs game? #endtimes

Woke up to loud noises and a wet face. Of course sine I fell asleep on the porch swing, I just went inside. Have fun, campers. #memorialday

That lady licks her fingers with the intensity I’ve heard Rueben maintains his nether region.

Sucks to work that hard to make a yard look this bad.

Much like New Labour, Kyle Kendrick cannot throw a proper strike.

Company-wide 2:00pm release today. So no surprise 1:59 someone lodges a request to break code freeze. #asshat