Month: May 2013

I’m #16. If I’m not #16 then you know I’m not really invested in the game. grantland.com/blog/the-trian…

I see a Tweet from the Red Cross about the disaster in OKC and the 1st thing that comes to mind is my ex is going to finally get laid again

Use a picture of a shark with a laser attached to its head in a work email. #emailbingo #check

Steve Johnson quits the Mavericks…to become the new Lancers coach?!?!! collegehockeynews.com/news/2013/05/2… #spreadingrumors

This makes for chuckles: youtube.com/watch?v=8I0SJ9…

Drinking my divorce and having fish and chips…according to Siri.

There is Cornstalker chilling somewhere because someone (me?) stopped by Beertopia on the way home.

Can you hear? The time for beer is near. This much is clear. I’m outta here.

Every time my guy makes it 6 innings w/ 3 runs or less, I want him yanked. I don’t care how well he’s doing. (yes, we count QS, not W).