I refuse to play your silly reindeer games, Starbucks. It’s small, medium, and large. Your faux Italian bullshit doesn’t fly with me.
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I refuse to play your silly reindeer games, Starbucks. It’s small, medium, and large. Your faux Italian bullshit doesn’t fly with me.
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“I want a small $BEVERAGE”
“You mean a tall $BEVERAGE?”
“Height is not a volumetric measurement. I’d like it ‘small’, please.”
“…”
“…”
“So a tall $BEVERAGE it is.”
“…”
And let’s not even get to the “no whip” bullshit. It’s “without whipped cream.”
It’s not a diner and you’re not a short order cook.
I may have some issues today…
And I went to Peet’s today and ordered a triple tall iced espresso and was met with the same employee animosity…… Then I quickly realized my snafu
You need to stick to your tribe, lady!
Right on brother.
And Starbucks… stop naming your coffee as if your marketing turds errr team just finished watching the Lion King. Seriously. Veranda Blend. Antigua decaf. Scar, Simba, and Mufassa are all wondering if they too can have a flavor named after them.
Schzeeesh!