Category: Deep Thoughts

Business idea: shuttle bus for drunks at closing time. Get sponsorships from bars and public safety grant money. Possible name: Drunk Tank

IPA is not my favorite style but Lagunitas makes one that makes it hard to not like the style.

Random person on the street needs to stop texting my spouse about the disposition of possessions long settled in a court of law.

I’m #16. If I’m not #16 then you know I’m not really invested in the game. grantland.com/blog/the-trian…

I see a Tweet from the Red Cross about the disaster in OKC and the 1st thing that comes to mind is my ex is going to finally get laid again

Use a picture of a shark with a laser attached to its head in a work email. #emailbingo #check

Steve Johnson quits the Mavericks…to become the new Lancers coach?!?!! collegehockeynews.com/news/2013/05/2… #spreadingrumors

This makes for chuckles: youtube.com/watch?v=8I0SJ9…

Drinking my divorce and having fish and chips…according to Siri.