Business idea: shuttle bus for drunks at closing time. Get sponsorships from bars and public safety grant money. Possible name: Drunk Tank
Category: Deep Thoughts
From Twitter: IPA is not my favorite style but Lagunitas makes o…
IPA is not my favorite style but Lagunitas makes one that makes it hard to not like the style.
From Twitter: Random person on the street needs to stop texting…
Random person on the street needs to stop texting my spouse about the disposition of possessions long settled in a court of law.
I’m #16. If I’m not #16 then you know I’m not rea…
I’m #16. If I’m not #16 then you know I’m not really invested in the game. grantland.com/blog/the-trian…
I see a Tweet from the Red Cross about the disaste…
I see a Tweet from the Red Cross about the disaster in OKC and the 1st thing that comes to mind is my ex is going to finally get laid again
Use a picture of a shark with a laser attached to…
Use a picture of a shark with a laser attached to its head in a work email. #emailbingo #check
Steve Johnson quits the Mavericks…to become the…
Steve Johnson quits the Mavericks…to become the new Lancers coach?!?!! collegehockeynews.com/news/2013/05/2… #spreadingrumors
This makes for chuckles: https://t.co/xTixPD9ql7
This makes for chuckles: youtube.com/watch?v=8I0SJ9…
Sundays with Oscar http://t.co/yIX7T6REcA
Sundays with Oscar http://t.co/yIX7T6REcA

Drinking my divorce and having fish and chips…ac…
Drinking my divorce and having fish and chips…according to Siri.