The difficult thing…

…is going to be leaving it in the bottle long enough to properly age.

We bottled the gooseberry wine last night and, per tradition, left a little in the bottling bucket to sample. And sample we did. And, well, it is a sweet (in every sense of the word) dessert wine. The gooseberry comes through nicely and we successfully avoided the cidery taste I had feared when we over-sugared it.

So there are 25 bottles of gooseberry wine sitting in the coal room now. They should sit there unmolested for at least two months but it was so much smoother than the Riesling that it’s going to be hard to not cheat a bottle here and there.

Thanks Dan and Doug for pitching in on this one. Many hands turns Nick into a supervisor. 😉

Slightly disappointing

McBee’s Blonde Ale was the first all-grain BIAB I attempted, and only the third overall brew day. There is much to learn judging by the result.

I carbed to 2.5 volumes per the style guide. Instead of corn sugar I used DME which was boiled for five minutes and then racked on top of. I believe I used 5.6 ounces per BeerAlchemy’s suggestion. After 17 days of room temperature carbing the beer is still only moderately–like milk stout levels–carbed. Revy over at HBT shouts in nearly every thread on the question that 21 days is the minimum wait time for carbing at room temperature but the Nutter hit it at a mere 13 days.

Head retention is for crap which is definitely against style. A vigorous pour nets only about a finger of head that dissipates to a mere film after half a minute or so. It does bubble and there were ribbons for the entire time I had it in the glass–nursed it for almost half a hour, so I think it is moderately carbed and I’m not sure it’s going to get any better.

The head retention is kind of surprising given I mashed this one pretty hot–post strike temps were about 157Ëš/158ËšF and after an hour it had drifted down to 152ËšF or so. This should have left us with a whole mess of unfermentable sugars and a heavy body–both are factors in head retention. Neither of these things are really to style either but I was still pretty clueless about mashing temps at the time. If I were to do this again I’d try mashing at about 151ËšF and hold steady for 90 minutes. I’d also stir every 15 minutes, not something I did with this batch. Finally, I mashed out at 170ËšF like you’re supposed to but I didn’t rest at that temp for 10 minutes like you’re supposed to.

The short of the mash is that I didn’t mash at an appropriate temp for the style and I didn’t mash out properly. Both of these are fixable in the future. I’d also go back to using corn sugar for carbing–it’s faster and flavorless.

The beer itself is drinkable but nowhere near as exciting as the Black Squirrel Nutter. It has some hoppy overtones that strike me as a little odd, but I’m also not a huge hophead. In my darker moments I swear there is some DMS lurking at the back of the flavor profile but I’m also hypersensitive to this. I’ve brewed four times and chucked half of the batches due to DMS issues. I think increased boil times–we’re doing 90 instead of 60 from here on out–and throwing the new immersion chiller into the mix should address this. The Toasted Otis batch smelled wonderful until I tried to pry the lid off the bucket. At that time a whole mess of condensate dripped into the beer and since then it has reeked of DMS. Pretty sure it was pitched kind of hot so adequate chilling should definitely help here.

It’s not the clearest beer but it isn’t a lager so a little cloudy just comes with the territory. With the last batch I introduced a paint strainer bag between the kettle and the fermenter to help strain out hops and trub. This should help clarity moving forward. As for the recipe, I think I’d use less biscuit malt and use more honey malt, add some carapils, and boil for longer just to be sure there aren’t any hidden DSM tones creeping in the background. Chances are I’d use a little less bittering hops and a more citrus/floral flavoring hops addition.

I’ll probably label these in the next few days, put a sixer in the fridge and let the rest age out a little more in the basement. I also need to get another beer in the pipeline shortly as the Toasted Otis was ruined. Pour pictures and special deliveries to the crew to come.

Anecdata on PC vs. Apple

So I’m in line for an upgrade on my workstation at $EMPLOYER. It’s a negotiated company buy so definitely not retail. Yet the same spec’ed laptop at the Apple store comes in at $6.00 less than the PC laptop that could be coming my way.

So, yes, you can get cheap-ass PCs any day and twice on Sunday. However, when you’re buying workstation-quality PCs, Apple is way more competitive than it gets credit for. Either that or our purchasing department is horrible at negotiations.

Dry dry dry dry

Last week, or maybe it was the week before, we uncorked a bottle of the Riesling for dinner.

It was so very dry which is not something we were shooting for. Others might like this however.

Adding to the pain, there was a bit of fusel alcohol still hanging about. This roughed things up a bit. Looks like there are a few more weeks (months?) to go on this one before we hit peak. Will also be sweetening the next Riesling after taking it down to 1.000.

Grain rich, beer pour

Stopped by the LHBS while oot and aboot today and picked up the following:

  • 10 lbs US 2 Row
  • 1 lb US Crystal/Carmel 80L
  • 1 lb UK Chocolate Malt
  • 1 lb UK Black Malt
  • 1 lb UK Torrified Wheat
  • 1 lb US Flaked Wheat
  • 1 lb CN Flaked Oats
  • 1 pkg Danstar Nottingham Dry Yeast
  • 1 oz Fuggle Loose Pellet
  • 1 oz Nugget Loose Pellet

Combine that with some brown sugar and spring water to be acquired from the grocer and we’ve got fixing for the next Circle Bar Brewery batch. It’s to be an oatmeal stout based on a recipe I found online. That one had a slightly more complicated grain bill and called for Cluster hops for bittering. I collapsed the UK Pale Ale and Pale malts into a bog standard US 2-Row malt. I also subbed out Nugget for the Cluster. With a much higher AA content I’ll cut the amount of hops by 25% at the bittering addition. I’ve christened this one Toasted Otis in honor of the late Otis “Oats” B. Toast, Esq.

Currently the recipe looks like this:

Fermentables

  • 10 lbs US 2 Row
  • 1 lb US Crystal/Carmel 80L
  • 1 lb UK Chocolate Malt
  • 1 lb UK Black Malt
  • 1 lb UK Torrified Wheat
  • 1 lb US Flaked Wheat
  • 1 lb CN Flaked Oats
  • .25 lb Muscavado (going to substitute dark brown sugar)

Hops

  • .75 oz Nugget loose pellet
  • 1 oz Fuggle loose pellet

Doing BIAB for this one. Plan is to heat 8.25 gallons of water to 158F and dough in. Cover up and let it sit for 45 minutes. Give her a stir or two, verify the temp is okay, and then cover and rest for another 45 minutes.

Mash out at 170F by lifting bag and letting it drain and do a bit of squeezing to get all the goodness we can out of this. I’ll probably sit the bag in a bucket and collect a little more wort to add at the 45 minute mark.

Start the boil timer at 60 minutes when we clear the hot break. Add Nugget hops at this time. Add the Fuggle at 10 minutes to flame out.

Cool wort in water bath until we hit 70F and pitch yeast.

Looking at three weeks in primary before even checking on SG readings. Carb to 2 volumes and serve some time near the end of March if we’re lucky. BeerAlchemy shows we should expect:
5.5 gallons
OG: 1.064
FG: 1.014
ABV: 6.6%
IBU: 38.1
SRM: 37.2

Pretty much right on the high side of the standard across the board.

The biggest problem right now? It’s a tie between not having my bad sewn (so improvising) and finding the time to run this batch. I can improvise a bag by cutting a largish piece of voile and just folding in the corners. Not sure I can fit this in around an auction that I want to attend tomorrow. There are a few Guinness plastic crates and an “Antique Grain Mill” advertised. Werry interested in the mill if it looks serviceable. A bit interested in the crates because it’s nice to have crates I’ve found.

There comes a time…

When coding a largish application from the ground up there comes a time when things look bleak. This usually happens shortly after the application becomes too complex to hold the whole thing in your memory. Either the levels of abstraction get too disorienting or, if you’ve foregone abstraction, keeping all of the “meaningful indexes” straight feels daunting.

And then, perhaps a few hours of panic and toil later (if you’re lucky) it all kind of comes together. You’ve moved from running against test data and start running “live”. Not truly live, of course, unless you want to live dangerously but you get the point. If you’re unlucky it just bogs down into a horrible mess.

Today we are lucky. The thinger I’ve been pounding on for the past week and a half generates useful stuff. If I were a gambling man, I’d go ahead and make the changes to build something that other folks will see. But I’m not. So come Monday I’ll be rabbiting away at swotting up a production asset, doing some tweaking in the build system, and then releasing my WIX generator on the QA resources. This gets my team out of the game of slogging through an ever increasing number of modules when making across-the-board changes. New changes are as simple as writing a new IGenieJob.

It also forces strict standardization on a collection of installer products that have grown organically over the past three years. At the end of last year I managed to normalize a number of things. This is the final step to making this an automated, predictable, and easily troubleshot process for $COMPANY_NAME.

Not to mention, spinning up new installer projects just got a whole lot easier. Also, I get to check off one of my big 2012 annual review goals before it ever gets officially assigned to me. 🙂

A good way to end the week. I will possibly be quite intoxicated within the next five hours.

Fat bottom girls

I’ve been thinking about putting up an RIS because I really like a big, malty beer. My problems are twofold however. First, I need to actually make my BIAB bag. Second, my pipeline is still a bit narrow for the level of consumption being engaged in.

I brewed what probably qualifies as a Blonde Ale that will makes its way to bottles next weekend. It was a slightly more voluminous brew than I had anticipated because my BIAB is not yet dialed in. I also used a three (five?) gallon paint strainer as my bag. I had to stretch the elastic to near its breaking point to fit it around the lip of my kettle. The smaller–roughly eight and a half pound–grain bill fit more snugly than I would have liked. To do a proper RIS, I’d need to double the bill so want a much larger bag. I’ve got the voile. I don’t have the nylon thread or the patience to sew this myself. This may change this weekend as I could be brewing if I had all the equipment.

The second problem is less of an impediment but more painful. I have maybe a rack of the Nutter left to get me through the three weeks until the McBee’s Blonde can be served. (McBee’s–a play on BMC–designed to appeal to several BMC drinkers in the neighborhood) While there is more of the McBee’s by volume, I think it will also go quickly. I try to farm out at least a sixer to folks who stop by to help out on Brew Day. I tend to offer one to anyone who stops by the house. There is a party coming up next weekend which should decimate any remaining stock. McBee’s will be ready just before St. Patrick’s Day and I imagine I’ll bring a bunch to the neighborhood party. There isn’t anything else in production at the moment.

And an RIS is easily a three month project to drinkability. Six to respectability. Twelve to reach its zenith.

I’d like to have two in the fridge before I take on something with that kind of lead time. On the other hand, if I put an RIS up now it will be peaking for the 2012 holiday season.

So this weekend I resolve to either sew my bag and/or do a smaller stout, either a dry or an oatmeal if LHBS has chocolate roast in stock. If they don’t then I guess make an online order and then wait until next week where it will be difficult to fit in a brew day.

Kicking the habit

So it’s been a little over twelve hours since I deactivated my Facebook account. Other than a low grade itch to check on folks’ statuses, I’m doing okay. One benefit should be more frequent posting here…so I’ve got that going for me…which is nice.

It wasn’t any one thing that pushed me over the edge, but it was a large collection of little things that made me reconsider what I was getting out of Facebook. Most of the bad things had to do with reading something that I disagree with and then fighting over whether I wanted to wade in knowing full well that nothing ever changes based on an Internet conversation. I’m a bit of a know-it-all with a bad case of Male Answer Syndrome (a.k.a. Manswer Syndrome or MAS) so the inner conflict was more difficult than I imagine it might be for other folks.

In the past week or so I’ve been drawn in to a fruitless conversation with someone who insists that there are card-carrying members of the CPUSA at all levels of government and in the media. I’ve watched a neighborhood personality conflict get real close to going critical–things are certainly irreparable now. I’ve bit my tongue any number of times while reading political status updates from the fringes of my friends list. In short, I spend a good deal of time stewing over what is going on and I’d prefer to not do that.

On the side of things I’ll miss I’d definitely include some of the running bits some of my less proximal friends have been doing. I’ll miss the serendipity of finding funnies or interesting bits that other friends have posted. There are a few nascent relationships that have come about on Facebook that will probably stall without me being there. The neighborhood scuttlebutt is something I’ll be excluding myself from. Then again, I’ve got Elz on hand to be my filter there.

I’ll keep on using Jim and Oscar’s page because I have a few long-running gags going there. I’ll be more vigilant about collecting and reading email as well as texting to get around not having Facebook’s breadth of reach. I’ll post more regularly here to let folks know what I’m up to.

All in all, I think this is going to be a good thing. If it turns out otherwise, well, reactivating the account is as simple as logging on using my credentials and then we’re back where we started. Here we go ’round again.

For Elizabeth

Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?

A: Two in front and two in back

Q: What game do four elephants in a Mini play?

A: Squash

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

A: Open the door, insert the elephant, close the door

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

A: Open the door, take out the elephant, insert the giraffe, close the door

Q: The lion decided to have a party. All of the other animals showed up except for one. Which animal did not show up?

A: The giraffe because he was stuck in the fridge

Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the fridge?

A: The door won’t close

Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the fridge?

A: There will be one elephant waiting in the Mini

I freakin’ love elephant jokes!