The Council Tucky 8 in bottles. Three weeks to drinking time!

Category: Rants and Stories
Chuck-a-Bear
Fargo Farce
How pumped up am I for live hockey tonight? I watched the season home opener against Fargo on On Demand already this morning. Here’s to another shut out win against the Farce tonight.
Punting
Try punting your many issues into my inbox on your way out the door for vacation, will you?
I blocked both kicks on my way out the door for a similar run of days off.
Check and mate, sir. Enjoy fixing your poop as I enjoy BBQ and [eventually] beer.
Mockity mock moq
Getting a rare chance to do some serious refactoring and have committed to doing it “right” with TDD. To that end I’ve been introduced to my new friend Moq [1]—a lazy-evaluating object mocking framework.
Abstract your objects to interfaces and then create a new Mock object with the interface as its type… and Bob’s your uncle! From here you can stub out your interface object to return whatever values are useful for you when contriving unit tests. All the not-useful stuff? Just let it go since lazy evaluation means the mocked object won’t give a damn so long as you don’t invoke them.
The amount of time saved going this route? ALL OF THE TIMES! Enough I can skip out briefly to tell you all about this goodness and still have developed an OptionsManager framework that is fully covered by unit tests.
See, I do love my job sometimes.
Wastebin
Yet another half a day spent chasing down issues for folks who are using version control. Notice I said ‘using’ not ‘using with a single shred of logic or forethought for what these actions might bring.’ Hence the venting.
McBee’s Blonde
Good time Bernie
Sanctification
Are you ready for a psychobilly revival tent meeting? The Reverend Horton Heat [1] will be at the Waiting Room on January 15, 2014 [2]. I will probably be there as well.
Earplugs recommended.
[1] http://www.reverendhortonheat.com/
[2] http: //www.songkick.com/concerts/18604739-reverend-horton-heat-at-waiting-room
Buellering it up
Playing hooky today and did Omaha proper.
- Takin’ care of business
- Zoo tour
- Late sushi lunch with a bottle o’ wine
- Dessert and coffee
- ….and now off to a hockey game!
All of this and I still have a full weekend of slacking before me. My baby treats me right.



