10:15 Elz: maybe she got herpes
10:15 Me: lol
10:16 Me: ’tis better to give than to receive.
10:16 Elz: yewwwwwwwwwwwww
10:16 Elz: I want none of that!
10:16 Elz: Mister!!!!!
10:16 Me: It’s the thought that counts.
10:16 Elz: yeah…well….you can’t take it back
10:17 Me: It’s like getting something someone bought on clearance?
10:17 Me: Herpes == the clearance rack of sex
10:17 Elz: lol
Tag: Funny
Texas Shafts Strippers
The Economist tries to shed it staid reputation with a story on the Texas “Pole” tax. Linked here because there are a plethora of funny headlines I could of used to title this entry…
Ultimately I decided it best to err on the side of tact.
The Bureau of Communication
I just really like this for some reason:
The Bureau of Communication
I’m sure they’re harvesting email but it’s almost totally worth it.
Bad Day
I know it’s probably landed in you inbox once or twice already but Elz forwarded this one to me today. Particularly prescient given what’s been going on at work since I walked in the door this morning. Sometimes a plugin upgrade isn’t really a great idea. Then again, you never know until you test it out.
Flippin’ Atlassian. If their stuff wasn’t so good otherwise I’d probably be pissed right now.
The Spending Power of Genitalia
WFMU Flexi Downloads
I’ve searched high and low for this flexi disc. The intarwebs have answered my prayers again.
Intimidating Spam
Subject: FUCK YOU
From: “HEY YOU PIDAR!!” <order@carderproduct.com>
Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:55:23 -0400
To: me@mydomain.comHI SHITTER
IF YOU WANNA BUY SOMETHING —>
GO TO http://www.carderproduct.com
FUCK YOU, SHIT!!!!
EVEN DONT THINK TO ABUSE FOR SMPAM!!!
If that doesn’t get me buying something, nothing will…
Lemon Curry? No, It’s the Larch.
Is YouTube bad? Is it good? Would it exist if it strictly relied on user-generated content? Who cares?
Not me when you can find someone has compiled links to 150 Monty Python Sketches hosted on YouTube. Then again, you’ll have to act fast as many of the sketches have already been pulled.
Which, ultimately, is sad. It’s not like the grainy as all heck postage stamp sized video has any real worth besides keeping the sketch in memory where someone is more likely to drop the $X.xx it would require to purchase a damned DVD box set.
New and Improved Stereotypes
New and Improved Stereotypes is funnier than one might assume. I imagine it is due to the illustrations.
Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory
Penny Arcade! – Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)
Now I don’t have to go scrambling around the damn intartubes the next time I want to show someone this comic. Proof positive that my Zen management strategy also works for information discovery.