That lady licks her fingers with the intensity I’ve heard Rueben maintains his nether region.
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From Twitter: Sucks to work that hard to make a yard look this b…
Sucks to work that hard to make a yard look this bad.
From Twitter: Much like New Labour, Kyle Kendrick cannot throw a…
Much like New Labour, Kyle Kendrick cannot throw a proper strike.
From Twitter: Company-wide 2:00pm release today. So no surprise…
Company-wide 2:00pm release today. So no surprise 1:59 someone lodges a request to break code freeze. #asshat
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From Twitter: Seconded: http://t.co/bzX4q4curD
Seconded: richbentel.blogspot.com/2013/04/pat-hu…
From Twitter: Where I work I hear the word “demo” a lot. Every…
Where I work I hear the word “demo” a lot. Every time I do, I sing this song in my head. spoti.fi/16T4Kg9 #NowPlaying
From Twitter: Spent 27min trapped in a drive thru because line w…
Spent 27min trapped in a drive thru because line wasn’t moving & I couldn’t get people behind me to back up. Looking at you BK@177th&Center
From Twitter: I can empirically demonstrate the cost of spite wo…
I can empirically demonstrate the cost of spite works out to be $4.33 per month.
From Twitter: 24 years ago today I shipped for basic training….
24 years ago today I shipped for basic training. #getoffmylawn