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Totally ready for hockey season to start. #lincolnstars #omahalancers #canucks

The best part about our Artisinal KFC is negotiating between the bountiful menu and the meager stock of product actually on hand.

Seriously trending in my universe: Hoffa references. Please explain.

Another cool thread from [Ask]Metafilter: ask.metafilter.com/238469/Finding…

I wish I could explain why I feel compelled to listen to Sir Mix-A-Lot every now and again.

You know why your install is hanging? Someone rewrote Waiting For Godot in C++.

Every time I see an OPPD truck, I want to pull over and let them know I’m down with them.

The good news is, I don’t have to care about any of this until sometime tomorrow morning.

Hey Premiere Credit premierecredit.com: your data mining sucks. More than one family with the surname ‘Hansen’ lives in the metro area.

Pet Peeve: Write html-formatted document, export as an image, paste into an html formatted email. Your link? It is no clickyclicky. #idiot.