Praise the Roof

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

The Elz and myself went out to draft a baseball team in lovely Chicago. It’s an annual migration for myself and given the events of the last two years, an annual migration for Elz as well.

Observations about Chicago:

  1. Your lodging dollar goes a lot further in the suburbs than it will in downtown Chicago.
    1. Duh
    2. But, seriously, $99/night for the full business class traveler experience. I thought about loading up books from Project Gutenberg and printing them willy-nilly because free printing was an included room perk.
  2. Holding the season opener at Wrigley is a rather silly idea.
  3. The lynch pin of my draft strategy went for $8 more dollars than I had given myself as the strict upper limit for a player. This led to a messy draft that I don’t have sufficient preparation for to properly judge. It could either be a long year (most likely), a mediocre year (the best we can hope for), or the best team accidentally drafted (LOL).
  4. Getting out of Chicago always takes longer than anticipated even though the expected crapular traffic on the Ryan never really materialized. Instead it was the Eisenhower that screwed us out of 45 minutes of our life

We continued on to Elizabeth, Pennsylvania for a few days of family-oriented frivolity. I wish I could say it was the most incredible experience of my life, but I wasn’t expecting that anyway. Instead I met some really nice folks who took me in with bemused arms and I learned a great deal about my newest infatuation—ham radio. I will be adding this to the stack of pursuits I already juggle, but have always wanted to do so. Having someone take me by the hand and show me around the block was exactly what I needed to get me off my ass.

On the trip out things got a bit silly as we ended up two and a half hours later than expected. The anxiety level in the car was increasing with every mile until we called a truce. Then Elz did the “raise the roof” gesture and said “raise the roof” in respect to something. I, on the other hand, thought she said “praise the roof” which both of us found to be incredibly more humorous. We then spent the remainder of that dark night on the back roads of southwest Pennsylvania running through various ramifications related to substituting the current monotheist deity of choice with the simple, humble, all-protecting roof. More on that later…

Really, lots more later… My UTS is really acting up with the two straight days of poor posture and driving with my elbows propped on door handles and center consoles. Still, wanted to say that we’re home safely and had a great trip. The Picts might just muddle through another year and avoid the cellar (we’ve posted anywhere between 3rd and 7th so far this week) so I consider the trip a success.

Also, the puppies are racked out on the bed after a hard week at the kennel and if I expect to get any space of my own I’m going to have to force my way in soon before positions become established.

The Whirlwind

Does one reap or ride the whirlwind? I couldn’t decide so the title was simplified.

Let me first say that Salt Lake City is a really beautiful place, geographically speaking. It is odd that I would say that because I never pictured myself here for any reason whatsoever. There are placed that you know you’ll get to eventually, places you’ve been, and places you could see yourself going. The rest are places that have no obvious reason to bring you around for a visit. Such is me and SLC.

Then Elz’s father, an OTR had a heart attack while waiting out the latest set of crazy storms plaguing Wyoming. He ended up in a hospital in Rock Springs, WY for about 24 hours. They apparently have no cardiology specialist or equipment to speak of so he was in suspended animation for a day while they waited for the winds to calm down enough to bring a chopper from SLC.

Because of the intense worry amongst the Hudson progeny and spouse back home in Nebraska, a road trip was organized. We left the Omaha / Carter Lake area knowing that I-80 was still closed from Rawlins to Evanston in Wyoming. For those of you without a working knowledge of Wyoming (as I was until Friday) that’s roughly half the state.

We piled into the Egglet and headed west with the intent of switching out drivers along the way. Well, I have a tough time turning the reigns to the Egglet over and so drove all the way to Kimball, Nebraska before the group turned against me and voted to pull off for the night. The winds had already gotten pretty bad at that point and the Egglet was bouncing from wall to wall fighting the gusts.

After raiding the “breakfast” at the Days Inn, we continued the journey at about 7:30 am. The drive was alright until we got close to Cheyenne. The winds picked up again and soon the Egglet was rocking and bucking. Luckily, the winds and roads conspired to never be a direct crosswind. Taking the gusts on the nose though meant that it felt like the Egglet was going 120 mph instead of 60 mph I was able to maintain. Couple that with climbing in to the Rockies and you’ve got one angry sounding engine.

We didn’t get out of the car until Laramie. The cold wind was was, erm, bracing. I pumped gas and Elz walked in to the store to browse for donuts. She made it about a third of the way from the car, turned around, and walked back. She sat down woozily and started sucking O2. The thin air positively kicked her ass.

Between Laramie and Rawlins we fought monster headwinds and started seeing blowing snow. Luckily the snow was flying so fast it never had time to stick to the pavement and start drifting. Just west of Rawlins we saw some serious snow pack and I thought we were done for. It was only about a mile or so and then we returned to the same 50 – 70 mph headwinds. Saw a sign that had blown down and Elz made the comment that the sign probably said: In the event you cannot read this sign, you are in some serious shit.

Between mile markers 265 and 250 we saw several semis and trailers blown on their sides. We saw a cleanup in progress where one trailer had been blown into another trailer as it was passing. Consumer goods and wreckage were strewn all over the interstate. We saw a tandem trailer that had whipped around and struck the front of the semi, crumpling the driver’s side and occupying a good quarter mile of the median. It was a friggin’ mess.

Needless to say, we made it through relatively unscathed.

We stopped in Wamsutter which was one of the most remarkable clusterfucks I’ve ever seen. Trailers backed up on both ramps trying to get in and fuel up. The single lot so choked with trucks and people a state patrol unit elbowed its way in to direct traffic. We had sandwiches made by a Thomas Kinkade level sandwich artiste and left as soon as we could.

The rest of Wyoming was a combination of bad winds, spots of blowing snow, and slight drifting in places. I’d never been so glad to get out of a state before in my life. There’s nothing I saw of Wyoming that would recommend it to anyone. The view was nice in places but it mostly looked like a highly elevated version of Nebraska without the ability to grow crops.

Utah, on the other hand, is beautiful. Driving down out of the mountains every turn brought a new, incredible vista to take in. We traveled alongside a stream that was begging me to get out and drown a few flies in.

The pops was in rare form when we finally got to see him. He was nonplussed and genuinely happy, probably for the first time in a while. Soon the shock wore off and he was back to hounding the staff. When we finally left last night they were seeing about giving him a nicotine patch. If his efforts were finally successful, he may actually be cheery this morning. At any rate, we’re off to find out. More updates as they occur and I have time to jot them down.