O’Slution

My favorite typo of the day so far: oslution. Like something you’d find in poetry written by a frustrated chemist…

O, Slut ion
Whence will you bond?
My feelings remain positive
Your affect remains negative
Still alone, we drift in solution

It isn’t there

I can probably count the number of times I’ve meant to hit the ‘=’ key and actually hit the ‘=’ on the first try on a single hand. This really sucks in my line of work since variable assignment and the subtraction operand are not equivalent. Neither is an equality test the same as a decrement operand.

So the ol’ backspace key gets quite a workout at work is what I’m saying.