Dumping ice water on your head is good and all but when my Facebook feed is >40% ice water challenge videos I’m going to say this feels a little played out. Let me know when the meme morphs into the bukkake challenge for HIV research.
Asides
O’Slution
My favorite typo of the day so far: oslution. Like something you’d find in poetry written by a frustrated chemist…
O, Slut ion
Whence will you bond?
My feelings remain positive
Your affect remains negative
Still alone, we drift in solution
Geneva Convention
I have a deep, unsettling feeling that the lunch I ate is on the verge of making me a bad neighbor in Cubeland.
Masochists
Dudes in the next set of cubes over are discussing how lame owning a Prius is, mostly by bagging on the higher-than-most MPG a Prius gets.
Because it’s so much fun to pay for gas as frequently as possible?
Phew!
Completely and totally free of any actual context mind you…
Overheard in some cube farm on a release day: Our customers may be completely and totally pissed off right now, but at least they’re not pissed off at our team.