Is it me or does the latest MSN spam look like a glossy print advertisement for some form of feminine hygiene product?

It’s me, isn’t it?
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I spent lunch today bouncing around area Post Offices until someone could definitively tell me that, while the USPS honors International Reply Coupons [1], they do not sell them [2].
So now sending a SASE to Omsk involves finding an online market for these products, knowing someone in a country with a postal service with a more rational posture toward IRCs, trying to navigate a foreign country’s postal service web site, or just throwing US currency in with the envelope and hope the person on the receiving end has decent luck turning that into appropriate postage.
This was a problem solved in 1906 [3]. Why the Hell is it no longer solved?
A cursory glance at eBay shows stamps are going for about twice the face value with shipping & handling being yet another multiple of the nominal value of the stamp. Russian Post [4] feels a little intimidating although I think I’ve figured out I need to purchase ₽27,14 (68¢) worth of postage. I’m just not sure how to get that paid for and shipped to me.
As for shipping US currency—I’m not morally opposed to it. I just don’t know how convenient that is for someone living somewhere north of Kazakhstan to deal with. And, really, this is the biggest obstacle to getting the QSL card that I’m really into receiving. Judging by the guy’s signal [5] and looking at his online logging, the guy probably gets scores of cards a week. I want his sending a card this direction to be as painless and brainless as possible.
So any of my Canadian friends want to engage in a little international commerce? Tariff is negotiable.
[1] http://www.upu.int/en/activities/international-reply-coupons/about-international-reply-coupons.html
[2] http://pe.usps.com/text/Imm/immc3_020.htm
[3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_reply_coupon
[4] http://www.russianpost.ru
[5] http://www.blackfez.com/2014/10/06/omsk-on-20-meters/
So the blog gets a fair bit o’ comment spam. It gets filtered to the quarantine and every so often I go wading through that slime hole just on the odd chance someone real has commented on a post but got falsely accused. This is the degree to which I secretly covet comments on my blog posts.
Today’s trawl had this gem:
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which I nearly approved anyway because, damn, that’s just about the right mix of creative and funny. Still, I don’t want to be pimping Lois Vinton knock-off uggs and boner pills or what-have-you so I shit-canned the comment.
But, still, funny!
What do you want to eat tonight?
I don’t know. What do you want?
I don’t care.
I don’t care either.
Seemless Roulette [1] will probably cure you of this sort of malaise.
Torch music that has the intended effect:
The number of female vocalists on “my list” reads like a prospectus for the next TLC polyamory-sploitation reality series.
It took about fifteen minutes of calling to get through but I finally made contact with UA9MA. Gena (short for Genaddij) had an incredible signal all across North America by the sounds of it. I captured the QSO although there it is obvious I need to do some tweaking of the audio in from my mic. I sound like an adult from Peanuts. Still, here’s a QSO with Omsk in Russia:
Chasing nicotine lozenges with coffee seems like something I would have done in my youth.
My shit is all fighty today. Is the looming vacation this weekend making this better or worse?